tamil jokes -- siri nee konjam siri

Mudiyaadhunu
solravanga Muttaal.
Mudiyumnu solravanga dhan Buthisaali.
Ippo sollu
Enakku
Recharge panni thara
Mudiuma? Mudiyatha?


Yaravadu unna "Loosu"nu sonna
'Coola' iru.

Monkey nu sonna 'Relaxa' iru..

Aana nee "Azhaga irukanu" sonna thookipottu mithi....

thamash ellam oru limit than..



World Shortest Leave Letter:

Respected Sir,

Enna Pudunga Mudiyumo Pudungikkonga...

Naan Inniku Class-ku Vara Maaten.

Thanking You



Police:Epadiya acident nadanthathu?

Driver:Athan sir enakum theriyala apo nan thongitu irundhaen.

Naan yen unnai Ninaikiren?
Un kuda Pesuren?
Unakku msg Pannuren?

Athai yen nee padikkirai
Because "Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa...."



Africa'la pirandha kuzhandhaikku pallu enna colour'la irukkum??

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Enna yosikaringala?


Dubukku..... pirandha kuzhandhaiku edhu pallu!!!!






What would you call a girl driving a car?.
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Pen Drive!!!..:-)



Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?

Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

Wife: !!!!!!!!!!



Wife saw a Board -
Benaras saree Rs.10/-
Nylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife : Give me Rs.500,
I'll Buy 50 Sarees

Husband : Makku.!Adhu Isthri Kadai Board.!



Wife: Naan ungakitta onnu solven... Neenga adikakoodathu...

Husband: Sollu... Adikka maten.

Wife: Naan garpama iruken...

Husband: Ithukkaga naan yen adikaporen... Nalla visayamthana...

Wife: Naan college padikkumbothu en appakitta sonnen. Avar Ennai
Adicharu athan...

Husband: ????!!




Bike'la Kaala Keezha Vaikkaama '8' poada mudiyum..


Aanaa Life'la Kaala Thookkaama Jatti poada mudiyumaa.?


n Railway Station,
2 Husbands are searching for their Missing Wife due to crowd,

Hus1: How ur wife Look Like.?

Hus2: Slim’a,Sivappaa,Nallaa Structure’aa,
     Gummu’nu Iruppaa., and How will ur Wife Be.?

Hus1: Avala Edhukku Thaedikkittu.? Vaanga.,
     Namma Unga Wife’a Thaedalaam




Nethu Bus’la Poanappo
Oruthar Ennoda
Thoalla Thatti
Idhu Royapetai-yaanu
Kettaaru….

Naan ” Illa Idhu
En ThoallPattai”-nu
Sonnen…

Adhukku Avar
Ennai Yean Muraichu
Patharunu Puriyala…

Yaaro Avara
Kobappaduthi Irukkaanga
Pola….

Hmmm…

sirichi acha  nalla irukinga sirikurappooo
seri seri velai saiyeunga   boss pinnadi irukaruuu ...  :)