kannada jokes -- nagu nee nagu

ondu sundaravaada raatriyalli neevu nimma teddy bear tabbikondaaga adu saundarya...
mattu
teddy bear nimmannu marali tabbikondaaga adu bayaanaka...! 

Conductor: ree swamy, dina paas paas antiddoru, ticket checking bandaaga yaake paas avarige torisalilla. summane haage nintiddeeralri. nodi, ibbargoo fine hakidru.
passenger : ayyo, paas idre taane torisodu! 

nalli riperi maduvava divorcegaagi kautumbika nyayalayakke arji sallisidda. nyayadheesharu vichaarane madi riperiyavannu kelidaru, "yaakappa hendatige divorce kodtaa iddiya?"
nalli riperiyava, "ayyo, enu helodu saar, avala kopa yavaaglu over flow agtiratte!" 

idi bengalurinalli atyanta dappavaagiruva hudugige enanta karitaare? 
bruhat bengaluru mahanagara balike!