Friday, 27 May 2011

kannada jokes--dhoni

Teacher:modala ratri gu koneya ratri gu irava vyatyasa enu?
Gunda:Hoovina mele naavu malagidare adu modala Ratri………..
namma mele hoovu malagidare ade Koneya Ratri


Sardar-yellinda bandhe?
Dhoni-Jharkand
Sardar-magne..henge bandhe antha kelila..nedkand aadru ba! Jaarkand adru ba!:-yav urinda bandhe helu firstu!!.


Sardar tale jothe bhujakku shampoo haktidda…
Sardar hendti: Ayyo ! Shampoona bhujak haktidira
Sardar- Priye idu samanya shampu alla..
Head & Shoulder

Sardar reads dis in a nwspaper.. “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” sardar: he desrvd it, who told him 2 wear gold medal while jumping..

O! Gomateshwara. Nanage olle girl friend sikkidare , e sms oditiruvaranna nin pakka chaddi bicchi one week nilustivappa.

IIT Mumbai Exam best question:
Spell the word ‘COW’ in 13 letters.
Toppers could not answer,
but last bench boys wrote….
“SEE O DOUBLE YOU”.
Think different…

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