kannada jokes -- rolex watch

omme gunda mattu gopi puratana vastu samgrahalayakke hoguttare. alli egypt mummy annu nodi
gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida.
gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda.

ramesha : railina toilet nalli nanna rolex watch biddu hoyitu.
snehita: railannu nillisalu chainannu eleyabekittu.
ramesha: aneka sala elede. railu nillalilla. aadare chain eledagalella neeru barta ittu! 

patrakartarobbaru rameshanannu prashnisidaru, ''vivaha vichchedanakke bahu mukhya karanavenu?''
adakke ramesha ''maduve'' endu uttarisida.

shaalegala bali 'nidhanavagi chalisi" enba echcharikeya palakaviruttade. ade mahila college bali ee phalaka iruvudilla yake?
kaarana heegide : mahila collegena bali vaahanagalu sahajavagiye nidhaanavagi chalisuttave!

huduga: ishtu sundaravagi iddiyalla en hakkondu snana madtiya?
hudugi: naanu.....baagilu hakkondu snaana madtini 

nirdeshaka : neevu 10ne mahadiyinda swimming poolge dhumukabeku.
Hero : aadare nanage eeju baruvudilla ?
nirdeshaka : yochisabedi, adaralli neeru iruvudilla! 

ondu dina naarada maharshigalu bulokakke bandu bar nalli kulitu 10 bottle beer kudiyuttiddaru.
waiter : en guru..! hattu bottle beer kudidaru ninage kick hodeyalillave...?
narada maharshigalu : naanu devaru kanappa.. ..
waiter : eega tight adangavane endu allinda ota kittha.....!!!! 

maga : appa, nanu gandhiji taraha aagabeku anta iddini...
appa : agappa.. olleyadu...
maga : haagadare, gandhijiyavaru 12 varshakke maduve madikondarante. nanagu maduve madisappa.... 

kavitegu prabandhakku iruva vyatyaasavannu vivarisi...
uttara : gelatiya bagge matanadidare adu kaviteyaguvudu.
hendatiya bagge matanadidare adu prabandhavaguvudu..!!!!