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Sose – Book nodi aduge madatidalu

Atte – Yenamma Chapathi Hit mele “DEVAR GANTE” yake itidiya?

Sose – Book nalli kottidare Hit kalasi 1 GANTE idi anta…..

Teacher: Gunda Ninna Kaili estu berlu ive?
Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..!
Techr:Ninge estu sala helide Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer Helbeda Antha..!

sardr Bar nalli kulitu altha idda
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-

obba huduga maleyalli nenitha idda, aaga ondu hudugi chathri hidkondu hogtha iddlu………….
Hudugi: Banni, yaake nenithidira………..
Huduga: parvagilla…..
Hudugi: Ayyo banni nangenu abhyantra illa……..
Huduga: Parvagilla bidi, naanu haage hogthini…….
Moral:
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Yen Morallu illa !
Figure chennagirlilla aste……………;)

Kappe: Nanna Bavishya Hegide.?
Jothishi: Ondu Sundara Hudugiya Sparsha Vaagalide,
Kappe: Wah. Hawda.? Yelli.? Jothishi: Biology Lab Nalli

Exam Pass adre

Meshtru: Nan Shishya alva,
Amma: Chamundi Krupe,
Appa: Avnu Nan Maga kane.
Friend: ba Maga enne hodiyona.

But Fail adre:
Meshtru: Clasalli Sariyagi kalililla Mundedu,
Amma: Bari Mobile, Film Hucchu,
Appa: Neen Hettha Maga alva,
Friend: ba Maga enne Hodiyona.
That is friendship…

What is love MARRIAGE??

Ello… parichayavagi,
Mathininda snehavagi,
Mobile ninda love aagi,
Police stationalli
marriage aagi,

Baadige maneyalli magu aagi,
Silly vishayakke jagala aagi,
Konege
SUVARNA tv yalli,
IDU KATHE ALLA JEEVANADA ondhu episode aaguvudhe,
LOVE MARRIAGE ;-eegu unte?