kannada jokes--nagutha nali

gulabargaage transferaagidda peddanna angi, baniyannu bichchi mane munde nintidda.
idannu nodida pakkadmaneyava, "yaake saar intha sudubisilalli horagade nintiddira?" anta kelida.
adakke peddanna, "sikkaapatte sekege maiyella bevaru bittidde. onagisalendu bisilalli nintiddene" anta nage birida.

mantri: prabhu, yuddakke ready aagi antha pakkada rajyadha raja message kalsiddaane. yenu maadodu prabhu?
raja: "Message sending failed" antha vaapas kalsu..|

putta : nanna ajja saayuvaaga aasti bittu hoda
punda : ninna ajja enu mahaa nanna ajja saayuvaaga lokaane bittuhoda !!!

punda exam hall nalli dance maadta idda. yaake anta teacher kelidru. ?
punda : principal helidru ondondu step goo marks irutte anta !!! 

gunda : flowergoo lovergoo enu vyatyaasa ?
punda : flowergalu baadi hogtave....... lovergalu odihogtave