Sunday, 29 May 2011
Friday, 27 May 2011
our men in Germany
Germany is a highly industrialized country. It produces top brands
like Benz, BMW, Siemens etc. The nuclear reactor pump is made in a
small town in this country.
In such a country, many will think that its people lead a luxurious
life. At least that was my impression before my study trip.
When I arrived at Hamburg, my colleagues, who works in Hamburg,
arranged a welcome party for me in a restaurant. As we walked into the
restaurant, we noticed that a lot of tables were empty. There was a
table where a young couple was having their meal. There were only two
dishes and two cans of beer on the table. I wondered if such a simple
meal could be romantic and whether the girl will leave this stingy
guy.
There were a few old ladies on another table. When a dish is served,
the waiter would distribute the food for them and they would finish
every bit of the food in plates.
We did not pay much attention to them, as we were looking forward to
the dishes we ordered. As we were hungry, our local colleague ordered
more food for us.
As the restaurant was quiet, the food came quite fast. Since there
were other activities arranged for us, we did not spend much time
dining. When we left, there was still about one third of unconsumed
food on the table.
When we were leaving the restaurant, we heard someone calling us. We
noticed the old ladies in the restaurant were talking about us to the
restaurant owner. When they spoke to us in English, we understood that
they were unhappy about us wasting so much food. We immediately felt
that they were really being too busybody.
"We paid for our food, it is none of your business how much food we
left behind", my colleague told the old ladies.
The old ladies were furious. One of them immediately took her hand
phone out and made a call to someone. After a while, a man in uniform
claiming to be an officer from the Social Security organisation
arrived. Upon knowing what the dispute was, he issued us a 50Mark
fine. We all kept quiet. The local colleague took out a 50Mark note
and repeatedly apologized to the officer.
The officer told us in a stern voice, "ORDER WHAT YOU CAN CONSUME,
MONEY IS YOURS BUT RESOURCES BELONG TO THE SOCIETY. THERE ARE MANY
OTHERS IN THE WORLD WHO ARE FACING SHORTAGE OF RESOURCES. YOU HAVE NO
REASON TO WASTE RESOURCES”.
Our faces turned red. We all agreed with him in our hearts. The
mindset of people of this rich country put all of us to shame. WE
REALLY NEED TO REFLECT ON THIS. We are from a country which is not
very rich in resources. To save face, we order large quantity and also
waste food when we give others a treat. THIS LESSON TAUGHT US A LESSON
TO THINK SERIOUSLY ABOUT CHANGING OUR BAD HABITS
like Benz, BMW, Siemens etc. The nuclear reactor pump is made in a
small town in this country.
In such a country, many will think that its people lead a luxurious
life. At least that was my impression before my study trip.
When I arrived at Hamburg, my colleagues, who works in Hamburg,
arranged a welcome party for me in a restaurant. As we walked into the
restaurant, we noticed that a lot of tables were empty. There was a
table where a young couple was having their meal. There were only two
dishes and two cans of beer on the table. I wondered if such a simple
meal could be romantic and whether the girl will leave this stingy
guy.
There were a few old ladies on another table. When a dish is served,
the waiter would distribute the food for them and they would finish
every bit of the food in plates.
We did not pay much attention to them, as we were looking forward to
the dishes we ordered. As we were hungry, our local colleague ordered
more food for us.
As the restaurant was quiet, the food came quite fast. Since there
were other activities arranged for us, we did not spend much time
dining. When we left, there was still about one third of unconsumed
food on the table.
When we were leaving the restaurant, we heard someone calling us. We
noticed the old ladies in the restaurant were talking about us to the
restaurant owner. When they spoke to us in English, we understood that
they were unhappy about us wasting so much food. We immediately felt
that they were really being too busybody.
"We paid for our food, it is none of your business how much food we
left behind", my colleague told the old ladies.
The old ladies were furious. One of them immediately took her hand
phone out and made a call to someone. After a while, a man in uniform
claiming to be an officer from the Social Security organisation
arrived. Upon knowing what the dispute was, he issued us a 50Mark
fine. We all kept quiet. The local colleague took out a 50Mark note
and repeatedly apologized to the officer.
The officer told us in a stern voice, "ORDER WHAT YOU CAN CONSUME,
MONEY IS YOURS BUT RESOURCES BELONG TO THE SOCIETY. THERE ARE MANY
OTHERS IN THE WORLD WHO ARE FACING SHORTAGE OF RESOURCES. YOU HAVE NO
REASON TO WASTE RESOURCES”.
Our faces turned red. We all agreed with him in our hearts. The
mindset of people of this rich country put all of us to shame. WE
REALLY NEED TO REFLECT ON THIS. We are from a country which is not
very rich in resources. To save face, we order large quantity and also
waste food when we give others a treat. THIS LESSON TAUGHT US A LESSON
TO THINK SERIOUSLY ABOUT CHANGING OUR BAD HABITS
kavidaigal
Kaneer enakku pidikum kavalai theerum varai" "Uravugal pidikum adhu
unmaiyaaga irukum varai" "UNNAI enakku pidikum en uyir piriyum var...
Eppothum Marakkaamal iruppathu Anbu alla...
Enna Nadanthaalum Verukkaamal irupathu thaan Anbu..
Kappalukku kalangarai vilakku Kalyaanathuku kutthu vilakku Karthigaiku agal vilakku chellam..,
nee dhinamum palla vilakk...
Amaithiyaai Irunthaalum kaatru Athai Vittu Vaippathillai..!
En Manam Amaithiyaai Irunthaalum-Un Ninaivugal Ennai Vittu Vaippathilla...
Mudivillatha oru neenda pathaiyil payanikkiren…
Mudivil nee irupai endru…!
“Unn Inbathai pagirnthu kolla nooru sonthangal irunthalum,
un thunbathai pagirnthu kollum oru jeevanum Ingu undu…
Maranthu vidathae ennai..!
malare unmeedhu irukum
thulikal panithuli
endru ninaikathe
nee vadamaliruka
nan sindhiya
kaneer thuligal
nee thedi pogum
anbu alaganathu
unnai thedi varum
anbu aalamanathu
marupiravi irundhal
serupaga piraka vendum
aval kaalil mithi pada alla
enna idayatai sumandha avalai
oru murayavathu
naan sumapatharku
unmayana anbuku
mattume un
kanner thuligal theriyum
nee mazhaiyil
nanainthu konde azhhuthalum
kooda
kannada jokes -- rolex watch
omme gunda mattu gopi puratana vastu samgrahalayakke hoguttare. alli egypt mummy annu nodi
gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida.
gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda.
kavitegu prabandhakku iruva vyatyaasavannu vivarisi...
uttara : gelatiya bagge matanadidare adu kaviteyaguvudu.
hendatiya bagge matanadidare adu prabandhavaguvudu..!!!!
gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida.
gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda.
ramesha : railina toilet nalli nanna rolex watch biddu hoyitu.
snehita: railannu nillisalu chainannu eleyabekittu.
ramesha: aneka sala elede. railu nillalilla. aadare chain eledagalella neeru barta ittu!
snehita: railannu nillisalu chainannu eleyabekittu.
ramesha: aneka sala elede. railu nillalilla. aadare chain eledagalella neeru barta ittu!
patrakartarobbaru rameshanannu prashnisidaru, ''vivaha vichchedanakke bahu mukhya karanavenu?''
adakke ramesha ''maduve'' endu uttarisida.
adakke ramesha ''maduve'' endu uttarisida.
shaalegala bali 'nidhanavagi chalisi" enba echcharikeya palakaviruttade. ade mahila college bali ee phalaka iruvudilla yake?
kaarana heegide : mahila collegena bali vaahanagalu sahajavagiye nidhaanavagi chalisuttave!
kaarana heegide : mahila collegena bali vaahanagalu sahajavagiye nidhaanavagi chalisuttave!
huduga: ishtu sundaravagi iddiyalla en hakkondu snana madtiya?
hudugi: naanu.....baagilu hakkondu snaana madtini
hudugi: naanu.....baagilu hakkondu snaana madtini
nirdeshaka : neevu 10ne mahadiyinda swimming poolge dhumukabeku.
Hero : aadare nanage eeju baruvudilla ?
nirdeshaka : yochisabedi, adaralli neeru iruvudilla!
Hero : aadare nanage eeju baruvudilla ?
nirdeshaka : yochisabedi, adaralli neeru iruvudilla!
ondu dina naarada maharshigalu bulokakke bandu bar nalli kulitu 10 bottle beer kudiyuttiddaru.
waiter : en guru..! hattu bottle beer kudidaru ninage kick hodeyalillave...?
narada maharshigalu : naanu devaru kanappa.. ..
waiter : eega tight adangavane endu allinda ota kittha.....!!!!
waiter : en guru..! hattu bottle beer kudidaru ninage kick hodeyalillave...?
narada maharshigalu : naanu devaru kanappa.. ..
waiter : eega tight adangavane endu allinda ota kittha.....!!!!
maga : appa, nanu gandhiji taraha aagabeku anta iddini...
appa : agappa.. olleyadu...
maga : haagadare, gandhijiyavaru 12 varshakke maduve madikondarante. nanagu maduve madisappa....
appa : agappa.. olleyadu...
maga : haagadare, gandhijiyavaru 12 varshakke maduve madikondarante. nanagu maduve madisappa....
kavitegu prabandhakku iruva vyatyaasavannu vivarisi...
uttara : gelatiya bagge matanadidare adu kaviteyaguvudu.
hendatiya bagge matanadidare adu prabandhavaguvudu..!!!!
tamil jokes -- siri nee konjam siri
Mudiyaadhunu
solravanga Muttaal.
Mudiyumnu solravanga dhan Buthisaali.
Ippo sollu
Enakku
Recharge panni thara
Mudiuma? Mudiyatha?
Yaravadu unna "Loosu"nu sonna
'Coola' iru.
Monkey nu sonna 'Relaxa' iru..
Aana nee "Azhaga irukanu" sonna thookipottu mithi....
thamash ellam oru limit than..
World Shortest Leave Letter:
Respected Sir,
Enna Pudunga Mudiyumo Pudungikkonga...
Naan Inniku Class-ku Vara Maaten.
Thanking You
Police:Epadiya acident nadanthathu?
Driver:Athan sir enakum theriyala apo nan thongitu irundhaen.
Naan yen unnai Ninaikiren?
Un kuda Pesuren?
Unakku msg Pannuren?
Athai yen nee padikkirai
Because "Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa...."
Africa'la pirandha kuzhandhaikku pallu enna colour'la irukkum??
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Enna yosikaringala?
Dubukku..... pirandha kuzhandhaiku edhu pallu!!!!
What would you call a girl driving a car?.
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Pen Drive!!!..:-)
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!
Wife saw a Board -
Benaras saree Rs.10/-
Nylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife : Give me Rs.500,
I'll Buy 50 Sarees
Husband : Makku.!Adhu Isthri Kadai Board.!
Wife: Naan ungakitta onnu solven... Neenga adikakoodathu...
Husband: Sollu... Adikka maten.
Wife: Naan garpama iruken...
Husband: Ithukkaga naan yen adikaporen... Nalla visayamthana...
Wife: Naan college padikkumbothu en appakitta sonnen. Avar Ennai
Adicharu athan...
Husband: ????!!
Bike'la Kaala Keezha Vaikkaama '8' poada mudiyum..
Aanaa Life'la Kaala Thookkaama Jatti poada mudiyumaa.?
n Railway Station,
2 Husbands are searching for their Missing Wife due to crowd,
Hus1: How ur wife Look Like.?
Hus2: Slim’a,Sivappaa,Nallaa Structure’aa,
Gummu’nu Iruppaa., and How will ur Wife Be.?
Hus1: Avala Edhukku Thaedikkittu.? Vaanga.,
Namma Unga Wife’a Thaedalaam
Nethu Bus’la Poanappo
Oruthar Ennoda
Thoalla Thatti
Idhu Royapetai-yaanu
Kettaaru….
Naan ” Illa Idhu
En ThoallPattai”-nu
Sonnen…
Adhukku Avar
Ennai Yean Muraichu
Patharunu Puriyala…
Yaaro Avara
Kobappaduthi Irukkaanga
Pola….
Hmmm…
sirichi acha nalla irukinga sirikurappooo
seri seri velai saiyeunga boss pinnadi irukaruuu ... :)
solravanga Muttaal.
Mudiyumnu solravanga dhan Buthisaali.
Ippo sollu
Enakku
Recharge panni thara
Mudiuma? Mudiyatha?
Yaravadu unna "Loosu"nu sonna
'Coola' iru.
Monkey nu sonna 'Relaxa' iru..
Aana nee "Azhaga irukanu" sonna thookipottu mithi....
thamash ellam oru limit than..
World Shortest Leave Letter:
Respected Sir,
Enna Pudunga Mudiyumo Pudungikkonga...
Naan Inniku Class-ku Vara Maaten.
Thanking You
Police:Epadiya acident nadanthathu?
Driver:Athan sir enakum theriyala apo nan thongitu irundhaen.
Naan yen unnai Ninaikiren?
Un kuda Pesuren?
Unakku msg Pannuren?
Athai yen nee padikkirai
Because "Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa...."
Africa'la pirandha kuzhandhaikku pallu enna colour'la irukkum??
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Enna yosikaringala?
Dubukku..... pirandha kuzhandhaiku edhu pallu!!!!
What would you call a girl driving a car?.
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Pen Drive!!!..:-)
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!
Wife saw a Board -
Benaras saree Rs.10/-
Nylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife : Give me Rs.500,
I'll Buy 50 Sarees
Husband : Makku.!Adhu Isthri Kadai Board.!
Wife: Naan ungakitta onnu solven... Neenga adikakoodathu...
Husband: Sollu... Adikka maten.
Wife: Naan garpama iruken...
Husband: Ithukkaga naan yen adikaporen... Nalla visayamthana...
Wife: Naan college padikkumbothu en appakitta sonnen. Avar Ennai
Adicharu athan...
Husband: ????!!
Bike'la Kaala Keezha Vaikkaama '8' poada mudiyum..
Aanaa Life'la Kaala Thookkaama Jatti poada mudiyumaa.?
n Railway Station,
2 Husbands are searching for their Missing Wife due to crowd,
Hus1: How ur wife Look Like.?
Hus2: Slim’a,Sivappaa,Nallaa Structure’aa,
Gummu’nu Iruppaa., and How will ur Wife Be.?
Hus1: Avala Edhukku Thaedikkittu.? Vaanga.,
Namma Unga Wife’a Thaedalaam
Nethu Bus’la Poanappo
Oruthar Ennoda
Thoalla Thatti
Idhu Royapetai-yaanu
Kettaaru….
Naan ” Illa Idhu
En ThoallPattai”-nu
Sonnen…
Adhukku Avar
Ennai Yean Muraichu
Patharunu Puriyala…
Yaaro Avara
Kobappaduthi Irukkaanga
Pola….
Hmmm…
sirichi acha nalla irukinga sirikurappooo
seri seri velai saiyeunga boss pinnadi irukaruuu ... :)
kannada jokes -- god female or male ?
god is male r female
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ans:-”male”
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ans:-”male”
Y?
Becoz god like
Becoz god like
pooja
pushpa
archana
aradhana
keerthana
jyoti
pushpa
archana
aradhana
keerthana
jyoti
Correct alva…?
conductor: ticket tago
me:munde tagondidare
me:munde tagondidare
con:yaru tagondilla
me:hinde tagondidare
cond:yaru tagondilla
me: matte nan yakri keltira
conductor: yar hattira chillare ilvo
kelage iliri
kelage iliri
ajji: 10Rupaati chillare kodappa
cond:chillare illa ajji
Ajji: magne modalu neen bus inda kelage ili
kannada jokes--dhoni
Teacher:modala ratri gu koneya ratri gu irava vyatyasa enu?
Gunda:Hoovina mele naavu malagidare adu modala Ratri………..
namma mele hoovu malagidare ade Koneya Ratri
namma mele hoovu malagidare ade Koneya Ratri
Sardar-yellinda bandhe?
Dhoni-Jharkand
Sardar-magne..henge bandhe antha kelila..nedkand aadru ba! Jaarkand adru ba!:-yav urinda bandhe helu firstu!!.
Dhoni-Jharkand
Sardar-magne..henge bandhe antha kelila..nedkand aadru ba! Jaarkand adru ba!:-yav urinda bandhe helu firstu!!.
Sardar tale jothe bhujakku shampoo haktidda…
Sardar hendti: Ayyo ! Shampoona bhujak haktidira
Sardar- Priye idu samanya shampu alla..
Head & Shoulder
Head & Shoulder
Sardar reads dis in a nwspaper.. “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” sardar: he desrvd it, who told him 2 wear gold medal while jumping..
O! Gomateshwara. Nanage olle girl friend sikkidare , e sms oditiruvaranna nin pakka chaddi bicchi one week nilustivappa.
IIT Mumbai Exam best question:
Spell the word ‘COW’ in 13 letters.
Toppers could not answer,
but last bench boys wrote….
but last bench boys wrote….
“SEE O DOUBLE YOU”.
Think different…
kannada jokes -- naguthaliru
Huchcha: Ni Americana..?
Guy: Illa, Naanu chinese..
Huchcha: Sullu.Nee Americane.
Guy(angrly): Howdhu naa Americane
Huchcha: Mathe nodok olle chinese tara idiya..?
Guy: Illa, Naanu chinese..
Huchcha: Sullu.Nee Americane.
Guy(angrly): Howdhu naa Americane
Huchcha: Mathe nodok olle chinese tara idiya..?
Sir: Eaga yenmadtha Idiya?
Old Student: MBS Sir
Sir: oh my god! Master of Business Administration alva?
Student: all sir “MYSORALI BONDA ANGADI”
Old Student: MBS Sir
Sir: oh my god! Master of Business Administration alva?
Student: all sir “MYSORALI BONDA ANGADI”
PAAPU police station munde nintu recess(huchay) madta edda….?
POLICE:-elella recess(huchay) madbardu hidkodu hogtivi
PAPU:-hidkondu hogi sir sumne weast agta ede…
PAPU:-hidkondu hogi sir sumne weast agta ede…
3 frends uta madtidru
Bill ayitu 75 Rs
3 jana
25,25,25 Rs
Waiter ge kotru
Waiter ge kotru
Manager 5 Rs concesion kotta
Waiter 2 Rs etkonda matte
3 janakku 1,1,1 Rs wapas kotta
Hagadre vabborige 24 24 amount adage
So 24+24+24=72+waiter’ 2=74.
So 24+24+24=72+waiter’ 2=74.
Hagadre inna 1 Rs yalloitu.?
Answer madi its challenge? for u idkenu answer heli please
Sardar1: chhe current hoythu..
Sardar2: fan thiruguthide..?
Sardar1: mellage helu fanige gothila…
Sardar2: fan thiruguthide..?
Sardar1: mellage helu fanige gothila…
Ranga: Ivattu nanna girlfriend birthday, enu kodli antha yochane maadtha iddini.
Gunda: Nodoke hengavle
Ranga: Sakkathagavle kano
Gunda: Hangadre nanna phone number kodu
Gunda: Nodoke hengavle
Ranga: Sakkathagavle kano
Gunda: Hangadre nanna phone number kodu
teacher : ee shaaleyalli yaaru somari allavo kai ettiri…. ?
gundananna bittu ella vidhyarthigalu kai ettidaru.
teacher : yaako gunda kai ettilla ?
gunda : ayyo hogi teacher, yaaru kai ettuttare !!!
gundananna bittu ella vidhyarthigalu kai ettidaru.
teacher : yaako gunda kai ettilla ?
gunda : ayyo hogi teacher, yaaru kai ettuttare !!!
jipuna 1:naanu honeymoon ge obbane hogi 1/2 duddu uliside greate
jipuna 2:neenenu maha naanu nanna friend honey moon ge hogtha idda avana jotheyalli kalisi poorthi duddu uliside
jipuna 2:neenenu maha naanu nanna friend honey moon ge hogtha idda avana jotheyalli kalisi poorthi duddu uliside
Dodda koli: nodu nanna motte doddavu Rs2.50 ge ondu….. Nindu bari 2Rs ge ondu ashte.
sanna koli: irli bidamma, 50 Paise goskara
yaak harkobeku.
yaak harkobeku.
kannada jokes -- jooku jookali
Sose – Book nodi aduge madatidalu
Atte – Yenamma Chapathi Hit mele “DEVAR GANTE” yake itidiya?
Sose – Book nalli kottidare Hit kalasi 1 GANTE idi anta…..
Teacher: Gunda Ninna Kaili estu berlu ive?
Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..!
Techr:Ninge estu sala helide Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer Helbeda Antha..!
Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..!
Techr:Ninge estu sala helide Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer Helbeda Antha..!
sardr Bar nalli kulitu altha idda
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-
obba huduga maleyalli nenitha idda, aaga ondu hudugi chathri hidkondu hogtha iddlu………….
Hudugi: Banni, yaake nenithidira………..
Huduga: parvagilla…..
Hudugi: Ayyo banni nangenu abhyantra illa……..
Huduga: Parvagilla bidi, naanu haage hogthini…….
Moral:
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Yen Morallu illa !
Figure chennagirlilla aste……………;)
Hudugi: Banni, yaake nenithidira………..
Huduga: parvagilla…..
Hudugi: Ayyo banni nangenu abhyantra illa……..
Huduga: Parvagilla bidi, naanu haage hogthini…….
Moral:
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Yen Morallu illa !
Figure chennagirlilla aste……………;)
Kappe: Nanna Bavishya Hegide.?
Jothishi: Ondu Sundara Hudugiya Sparsha Vaagalide,
Kappe: Wah. Hawda.? Yelli.? Jothishi: Biology Lab Nalli
Jothishi: Ondu Sundara Hudugiya Sparsha Vaagalide,
Kappe: Wah. Hawda.? Yelli.? Jothishi: Biology Lab Nalli
Exam Pass adre
Meshtru: Nan Shishya alva,
Amma: Chamundi Krupe,
Appa: Avnu Nan Maga kane.
Friend: ba Maga enne hodiyona.
Amma: Chamundi Krupe,
Appa: Avnu Nan Maga kane.
Friend: ba Maga enne hodiyona.
But Fail adre:
Meshtru: Clasalli Sariyagi kalililla Mundedu,
Amma: Bari Mobile, Film Hucchu,
Appa: Neen Hettha Maga alva,
Friend: ba Maga enne Hodiyona.
That is friendship…
Meshtru: Clasalli Sariyagi kalililla Mundedu,
Amma: Bari Mobile, Film Hucchu,
Appa: Neen Hettha Maga alva,
Friend: ba Maga enne Hodiyona.
That is friendship…
What is love MARRIAGE??
Ello… parichayavagi,
Mathininda snehavagi,
Mobile ninda love aagi,
Police stationalli
marriage aagi,
Mathininda snehavagi,
Mobile ninda love aagi,
Police stationalli
marriage aagi,
Baadige maneyalli magu aagi,
Silly vishayakke jagala aagi,
Konege
SUVARNA tv yalli,
IDU KATHE ALLA JEEVANADA ondhu episode aaguvudhe,
LOVE MARRIAGE ;-eegu unte?
Silly vishayakke jagala aagi,
Konege
SUVARNA tv yalli,
IDU KATHE ALLA JEEVANADA ondhu episode aaguvudhe,
LOVE MARRIAGE ;-eegu unte?
kannada jokes--nagutha nali
gulabargaage transferaagidda peddanna angi, baniyannu bichchi mane munde nintidda.
idannu nodida pakkadmaneyava, "yaake saar intha sudubisilalli horagade nintiddira?" anta kelida.
adakke peddanna, "sikkaapatte sekege maiyella bevaru bittidde. onagisalendu bisilalli nintiddene" anta nage birida.
idannu nodida pakkadmaneyava, "yaake saar intha sudubisilalli horagade nintiddira?" anta kelida.
adakke peddanna, "sikkaapatte sekege maiyella bevaru bittidde. onagisalendu bisilalli nintiddene" anta nage birida.
mantri: prabhu, yuddakke ready aagi antha pakkada rajyadha raja message kalsiddaane. yenu maadodu prabhu?
raja: "Message sending failed" antha vaapas kalsu..|
raja: "Message sending failed" antha vaapas kalsu..|
putta : nanna ajja saayuvaaga aasti bittu hoda
punda : ninna ajja enu mahaa nanna ajja saayuvaaga lokaane bittuhoda !!!
punda : ninna ajja enu mahaa nanna ajja saayuvaaga lokaane bittuhoda !!!
punda exam hall nalli dance maadta idda. yaake anta teacher kelidru. ?
punda : principal helidru ondondu step goo marks irutte anta !!!
punda : principal helidru ondondu step goo marks irutte anta !!!
gunda : flowergoo lovergoo enu vyatyaasa ?
punda : flowergalu baadi hogtave....... lovergalu odihogtave
punda : flowergalu baadi hogtave....... lovergalu odihogtave
kannada jokes -- nagu nee nagu
ondu sundaravaada raatriyalli neevu nimma teddy bear tabbikondaaga adu saundarya...
mattu
teddy bear nimmannu marali tabbikondaaga adu bayaanaka...!
mattu
teddy bear nimmannu marali tabbikondaaga adu bayaanaka...!
Conductor: ree swamy, dina paas paas antiddoru, ticket checking bandaaga yaake paas avarige torisalilla. summane haage nintiddeeralri. nodi, ibbargoo fine hakidru.
passenger : ayyo, paas idre taane torisodu!
passenger : ayyo, paas idre taane torisodu!
nalli riperi maduvava divorcegaagi kautumbika nyayalayakke arji sallisidda. nyayadheesharu vichaarane madi riperiyavannu kelidaru, "yaakappa hendatige divorce kodtaa iddiya?"
nalli riperiyava, "ayyo, enu helodu saar, avala kopa yavaaglu over flow agtiratte!"
nalli riperiyava, "ayyo, enu helodu saar, avala kopa yavaaglu over flow agtiratte!"
idi bengalurinalli atyanta dappavaagiruva hudugige enanta karitaare?
bruhat bengaluru mahanagara balike!
bruhat bengaluru mahanagara balike!
naga bheku nagisa bheku
masipaatre haagu cooker naduve nadeda chikka sambashane:
masipaatre: yaake haage nannannu nodtiya?
cooker: ninna karimutiyannu yaru nodtare?
masipatre: matyak nannannu nodi whistle hoditiya?
1. maatu belli, sms bangaara.
2. maatu mane kedisitu, sms tale kedisitu.
3. sms nalli hoda mana, call madidru baralla.
4. paapi tower hattidru chotudda network.
5. kandavara cell inda call maadone jaana.
6. koti vana kedisitu, sms mana kedisitu.
7. call maduvavanu kuri, sms maduvavanu nari.
masipaatre: yaake haage nannannu nodtiya?
cooker: ninna karimutiyannu yaru nodtare?
masipatre: matyak nannannu nodi whistle hoditiya?
1. maatu belli, sms bangaara.
2. maatu mane kedisitu, sms tale kedisitu.
3. sms nalli hoda mana, call madidru baralla.
4. paapi tower hattidru chotudda network.
5. kandavara cell inda call maadone jaana.
6. koti vana kedisitu, sms mana kedisitu.
7. call maduvavanu kuri, sms maduvavanu nari.
papa pandu : swami, nanna hendati kaaneyagiddale.
postmaster: idu post-office. Police station nalli complaint kodi.
papa pandu : enu madli swami? nanage bahala kushiyagide. aa kushiyalli ellige hogabeko arthane agtilla.
postmaster: idu post-office. Police station nalli complaint kodi.
papa pandu : enu madli swami? nanage bahala kushiyagide. aa kushiyalli ellige hogabeko arthane agtilla.
appa : kopa control maadodhu kalitiruveya?
maga : oho kalitiddene?
appa : nanna mele ninage sittu bandaga en maadtiya?
maga : toilet clean maadtini..
appa : adarinda ninage hege trupti sigutte?
maga : nanu toilet clean maadodu, neenu hallu tikko brushninda..
maga : oho kalitiddene?
appa : nanna mele ninage sittu bandaga en maadtiya?
maga : toilet clean maadtini..
appa : adarinda ninage hege trupti sigutte?
maga : nanu toilet clean maadodu, neenu hallu tikko brushninda..
hanumantu : nanage vipareeta kemmu sir
mukunda : haude, ondardha bottle whiskey kudi.. ellaa sari hogutte..
hanumantu : whiskey kudidare hogutta?
mukunda : yaake hogalla. whiskey kudidare hana hogutte. nemmadi hogutte. maana hogutte. maryade hogutte. naachige hogutte. ivellaa hogutte annodadre, ninna kemmu hogodilva..
mukunda : haude, ondardha bottle whiskey kudi.. ellaa sari hogutte..
hanumantu : whiskey kudidare hogutta?
mukunda : yaake hogalla. whiskey kudidare hana hogutte. nemmadi hogutte. maana hogutte. maryade hogutte. naachige hogutte. ivellaa hogutte annodadre, ninna kemmu hogodilva..
kannada jokes-nagu nee naagu
vishva : ravi neenu maduveyada mele ninna javaabdaari hechchideya?
ravi : haudu kano. modalu obbanige aduge maduttidde. eega ibbarige maduttiddene
ravi : haudu kano. modalu obbanige aduge maduttidde. eega ibbarige maduttiddene
ranga : nanu maduveyagi sukavagirona antiddini.
gunda : neenu tumba tamaasheyaagi matadtiyappa...!
gunda : neenu tumba tamaasheyaagi matadtiyappa...!
avalu : darling namma engagementge ring kodtira taane?
avanu : why not dear, ninna phone number kodu modlu
avanu : why not dear, ninna phone number kodu modlu
prashne : en sir, oota aayta?
uttara : illa, 10 rupayi kodi, tindi tindu bartini.
uttara : illa, 10 rupayi kodi, tindi tindu bartini.
obba huduga ondhu hudugiyannu follow maadthaa idda
hudugi: "nanna follow maadabeda, nammamma ninna hinde barthaa iddaare"
huduga: "paravaagilla bidu, nammappa nimmammana hinde barthaa iddaare"
hudugi: "nanna follow maadabeda, nammamma ninna hinde barthaa iddaare"
huduga: "paravaagilla bidu, nammappa nimmammana hinde barthaa iddaare"
life is love to live
Look into my eyes and hear what I’m not saying, for my eyes speak louder than my voice ever will.
Behind your smile, I know there are sorrows. Behind your laughters, I know there are tears. But I want you to know that, behind you is me who always care for you.
If kisses were the water I would give you the sea, If hugs were the leaves I would give you a tree, But if love was time, I would give you eternity.
Treat me like the angel I am, and I will show you what heaven is like.
My heart to you is given: Oh, do give yours to me; We’ll lock them up together, And throw away the key.
One half of me is yours, the other half yours- Mine own, I would say; but if mine, then yours, And so all yours!
cheers
kannada jokes--jokuuu jokaliiiiiiiiiiii.......... :)
Sose – Book nodi aduge madatidalu
Atte – Yenamma Chapathi Hit mele “DEVAR GANTE” yake itidiya?
Sose – Book nalli kottidare Hit kalasi 1 GANTE idi anta…..
Teacher: Gunda Ninna Kaili estu berlu ive?
Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..!
Techr:Ninge estu sala helide Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer Helbeda Antha..!
Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..!
Techr:Ninge estu sala helide Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer Helbeda Antha..!
sardr Bar nalli kulitu altha idda
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-
obba huduga maleyalli nenitha idda, aaga ondu hudugi chathri hidkondu hogtha iddlu………….
Hudugi: Banni, yaake nenithidira………..
Huduga: parvagilla…..
Hudugi: Ayyo banni nangenu abhyantra illa……..
Huduga: Parvagilla bidi, naanu haage hogthini…….
Moral:
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Yen Morallu illa !
Figure chennagirlilla aste……………;)
Hudugi: Banni, yaake nenithidira………..
Huduga: parvagilla…..
Hudugi: Ayyo banni nangenu abhyantra illa……..
Huduga: Parvagilla bidi, naanu haage hogthini…….
Moral:
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Yen Morallu illa !
Figure chennagirlilla aste……………;)
Kappe: Nanna Bavishya Hegide.?
Jothishi: Ondu Sundara Hudugiya Sparsha Vaagalide,
Kappe: Wah. Hawda.? Yelli.? Jothishi: Biology Lab Nalli
Jothishi: Ondu Sundara Hudugiya Sparsha Vaagalide,
Kappe: Wah. Hawda.? Yelli.? Jothishi: Biology Lab Nalli
Exam Pass adre
Meshtru: Nan Shishya alva,
Amma: Chamundi Krupe,
Appa: Avnu Nan Maga kane.
Friend: ba Maga enne hodiyona.
Amma: Chamundi Krupe,
Appa: Avnu Nan Maga kane.
Friend: ba Maga enne hodiyona.
But Fail adre:
Meshtru: Clasalli Sariyagi kalililla Mundedu,
Amma: Bari Mobile, Film Hucchu,
Appa: Neen Hettha Maga alva,
Friend: ba Maga enne Hodiyona.
That is friendship…
Meshtru: Clasalli Sariyagi kalililla Mundedu,
Amma: Bari Mobile, Film Hucchu,
Appa: Neen Hettha Maga alva,
Friend: ba Maga enne Hodiyona.
That is friendship…
What is love MARRIAGE??
Ello… parichayavagi,
Mathininda snehavagi,
Mobile ninda love aagi,
Police stationalli
marriage aagi,
Mathininda snehavagi,
Mobile ninda love aagi,
Police stationalli
marriage aagi,
Baadige maneyalli magu aagi,
Silly vishayakke jagala aagi,
Konege
SUVARNA tv yalli,
IDU KATHE ALLA JEEVANADA ondhu episode aaguvudhe,
LOVE MARRIAGE ;-eegu unte?
Silly vishayakke jagala aagi,
Konege
SUVARNA tv yalli,
IDU KATHE ALLA JEEVANADA ondhu episode aaguvudhe,
LOVE MARRIAGE ;-eegu unte?
kannada jokes-relax madi
omme gunda mattu gopi puratana vastu samgrahalayakke hoguttare. alli egypt mummy annu nodi
gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida.
gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda.
kavitegu prabandhakku iruva vyatyaasavannu vivarisi...
uttara : gelatiya bagge matanadidare adu kaviteyaguvudu.
hendatiya bagge matanadidare adu prabandhavaguvudu..!!!!
gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida.
gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda.
ramesha : railina toilet nalli nanna rolex watch biddu hoyitu.
snehita: railannu nillisalu chainannu eleyabekittu.
ramesha: aneka sala elede. railu nillalilla. aadare chain eledagalella neeru barta ittu!
snehita: railannu nillisalu chainannu eleyabekittu.
ramesha: aneka sala elede. railu nillalilla. aadare chain eledagalella neeru barta ittu!
patrakartarobbaru rameshanannu prashnisidaru, ''vivaha vichchedanakke bahu mukhya karanavenu?''
adakke ramesha ''maduve'' endu uttarisida.
adakke ramesha ''maduve'' endu uttarisida.
shaalegala bali 'nidhanavagi chalisi" enba echcharikeya palakaviruttade. ade mahila college bali ee phalaka iruvudilla yake?
kaarana heegide : mahila collegena bali vaahanagalu sahajavagiye nidhaanavagi chalisuttave!
kaarana heegide : mahila collegena bali vaahanagalu sahajavagiye nidhaanavagi chalisuttave!
huduga: ishtu sundaravagi iddiyalla en hakkondu snana madtiya?
hudugi: naanu.....baagilu hakkondu snaana madtini
hudugi: naanu.....baagilu hakkondu snaana madtini
nirdeshaka : neevu 10ne mahadiyinda swimming poolge dhumukabeku.
Hero : aadare nanage eeju baruvudilla ?
nirdeshaka : yochisabedi, adaralli neeru iruvudilla!
Hero : aadare nanage eeju baruvudilla ?
nirdeshaka : yochisabedi, adaralli neeru iruvudilla!
ondu dina naarada maharshigalu bulokakke bandu bar nalli kulitu 10 bottle beer kudiyuttiddaru.
waiter : en guru..! hattu bottle beer kudidaru ninage kick hodeyalillave...?
narada maharshigalu : naanu devaru kanappa.. ..
waiter : eega tight adangavane endu allinda ota kittha.....!!!!
waiter : en guru..! hattu bottle beer kudidaru ninage kick hodeyalillave...?
narada maharshigalu : naanu devaru kanappa.. ..
waiter : eega tight adangavane endu allinda ota kittha.....!!!!
maga : appa, nanu gandhiji taraha aagabeku anta iddini...
appa : agappa.. olleyadu...
maga : haagadare, gandhijiyavaru 12 varshakke maduve madikondarante. nanagu maduve madisappa....
appa : agappa.. olleyadu...
maga : haagadare, gandhijiyavaru 12 varshakke maduve madikondarante. nanagu maduve madisappa....
kavitegu prabandhakku iruva vyatyaasavannu vivarisi...
uttara : gelatiya bagge matanadidare adu kaviteyaguvudu.
hendatiya bagge matanadidare adu prabandhavaguvudu..!!!!
kannada jokes
Ramu : hotel nalli enenide..?
waiter : chicken biriyani, chicken masala, chicken tanduri, chicken sukka, chicken fry, chicken boneless, chicken lollypop
ramu : any new item..? yavudadaru hosa taraha ideya..?
waiter : ide sar. chicken gunya....!!!!
waiter : chicken biriyani, chicken masala, chicken tanduri, chicken sukka, chicken fry, chicken boneless, chicken lollypop
ramu : any new item..? yavudadaru hosa taraha ideya..?
waiter : ide sar. chicken gunya....!!!!
jokes
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the
Senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the
lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.
He asked "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"
The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
"Can you see the river?"
"Yes"
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
"Of course", said the minister.
"10 per cent", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister
lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American
was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with
precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
"How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?', he asked.
The minister called him to the window.
"See the river over there?"
"Sure", cried the senator.
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said - "No, I don't see
any bridge."
"100 percent", said the minister!!
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