kannada jokes -- naguthaliru

Huchcha: Ni Americana..?
Guy: Illa, Naanu chinese..
Huchcha: Sullu.Nee Americane.
Guy(angrly): Howdhu naa Americane
Huchcha: Mathe nodok olle chinese tara idiya..?

Sir: Eaga yenmadtha Idiya?
Old Student: MBS Sir
Sir: oh my god! Master of Business Administration alva?
Student: all sir “MYSORALI BONDA ANGADI”

PAAPU police station munde nintu recess(huchay) madta edda….?

POLICE:-elella recess(huchay) madbardu hidkodu hogtivi
PAPU:-hidkondu hogi sir sumne weast agta ede…

3 frends uta madtidru

Bill ayitu 75 Rs

3 jana

25,25,25 Rs
Waiter ge kotru

Manager 5 Rs concesion kotta

Waiter 2 Rs etkonda matte

3 janakku 1,1,1 Rs wapas kotta

Hagadre vabborige 24 24 amount adage
So 24+24+24=72+waiter’ 2=74.

Hagadre inna 1 Rs yalloitu.?

Answer madi its challenge? for u idkenu answer heli please

Sardar1: chhe current hoythu..
Sardar2: fan thiruguthide..?
Sardar1: mellage helu fanige gothila…

Ranga: Ivattu nanna girlfriend birthday, enu kodli antha yochane maadtha iddini.
Gunda: Nodoke hengavle
Ranga: Sakkathagavle kano
Gunda: Hangadre nanna phone number kodu

teacher : ee shaaleyalli yaaru somari allavo kai ettiri…. ?
gundananna bittu ella vidhyarthigalu kai ettidaru.
teacher : yaako gunda kai ettilla ?
gunda : ayyo hogi teacher, yaaru kai ettuttare !!!

jipuna 1:naanu honeymoon ge obbane hogi 1/2 duddu uliside greate
jipuna 2:neenenu maha naanu nanna friend honey moon ge hogtha idda avana jotheyalli kalisi poorthi duddu uliside

Dodda koli: nodu nanna motte doddavu Rs2.50 ge ondu….. Nindu bari 2Rs ge ondu ashte.

sanna koli: irli bidamma, 50 Paise goskara
yaak harkobeku.