kannada jokes-nagu nee naagu

vishva : ravi neenu maduveyada mele ninna javaabdaari hechchideya?
ravi : haudu kano. modalu obbanige aduge maduttidde. eega ibbarige maduttiddene

ranga : nanu maduveyagi sukavagirona antiddini.
gunda : neenu tumba tamaasheyaagi matadtiyappa...! 

avalu : darling namma engagementge ring kodtira taane?
avanu : why not dear, ninna phone number kodu modlu 

prashne : en sir, oota aayta?
uttara : illa, 10 rupayi kodi, tindi tindu bartini.

obba huduga ondhu hudugiyannu follow maadthaa idda
hudugi: "nanna follow maadabeda, nammamma ninna hinde barthaa iddaare"
huduga: "paravaagilla bidu, nammappa nimmammana hinde barthaa iddaare"